Shakermaker's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ninja Gaiden:Enter the Ku]

Simple fun. But fun.

All i have to say about this movie is: Sceeba-deeba-do-de-li-doo-coo- doo-de-li-day-dee-de-li-de-loo -de-li-doo-de-li-doo-woof-woof -woof!

[911]

Watch it bub!

Well, we all know that war is bad, but why did you pick a stickmen to "express" your feelings. Don't you know that they are the very essence of killing and fighting (:xiaoxiao and lookalikes). And i also wonder a little about why you post this on NG, It's not like they only have peaceful flowery games here...actually two of the 4 NG tutorials to flash is about hitting someone in the face...
Oh yeah, did you think it was "okay" that some guy named Osama destroys 2 large towers, killing the people inside and beneith? I am not even american, but i still have the fealing that i wanna kick his hairy ass - not send him a bucket of flowers. Go express yourself elsewhere, and learn english while you're there!

[zombies...thats it...]

Those poor zombies...

...,so many tried, but none got any human for dinner. I almost felt sorry for them - maybe they were ment to be the good guys, and the humans were ment to be the bad killing PZYCHOZ! I don't think much of these superhuman vs. deadmeat battles, although this was an average one.
The file size was to big - there must be some way to cut it down. Most people dont want to wait for such a big file, unless it's rated 4,5/5 or higher.

[Heroes of Cybertron]

This + Robocop = You fucking rule!

Understand that this man is a professionel animator. He is also going to create the art for Pico 2, Tom Fulp's neverending project which we are all waiting for + Al quadimon (that's what it's called right!?) also with Tom. You should try checking out the interviews with him and others (ngmag).

[Megaman goes to HELL]

WOOHOOHOO =)

I usually avoid sprite videogame parodies...but this is one of the reasons i should not =). I case i don't say it enough: WOOHOOHOO =). Nice sprites, along with the classy song and the perfect convertions - this is original...and good!

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

So many movies, so many 16-bit's...

...Santa claus, you need to work on something before throwing it out on NG. Don't you think people get a little tired of bad parodies? I am getting sick and tired of this shit, it is allmost more toxicating than bad Stickmovies! And you know how bad that is =(

[NG's Greatest Hits]

HAHAHAHAAAA!

The real deal. These netcam shots are hilarius to watch. They must either be really bored in there, or have a great time. Your pick! By the way - inf you search the reviews trough, then you'll find one by Tom!

[Xiao Xiao Cityplaza]

A commercial with Xiaoxiao...

...What's next. I don't think that you can ever get enough of this fella - but just about every other stickmovie is a waste of time! If the author to a stickmovie isn't Zhu, then be 99% sure that it is total crap...Just for your own protection!

[What the Portal needs...]

This movie has a message =)

You learn someting from this movie, together with allround animations. I have somewhat the same view on things as you (author: Peter Donaldson) and i am pretty tired of those things as well, tpgether with thousinds of NG-users i believe. Vote Quimby!

[Final Fantasy: Chronicles]

VERY IMPRESSIVE!

When you say this is your animation in flash, then i don't quite believe you - so awesome can none make the first animation. I'd rather think it was your first animation submitted to NG (Which it is!).
And then i have a proposal for you. When you such an atmospheric artist, why not your own characters instead of another Final Fantasy clone - it would probably get you better ratings also...

BigPornStarWilly responds:

I kid you not...ok this one time at band camp...j/k well one time I animated some text in flash..like 8 months ago....This is my FIRST real animation. Thanks man.